Because you like D'Angelo Barksdale in The Wire

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Jax Teller can be cool or vengeful, calm or wrathful, depending on the situation. See them in Sons of Anarchy.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Manipulative, conniving, and ruthless, Mr. Gold is enigmatic no matter what world he's in. See them in Once Upon a Time.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

After Otto Octavius' accident, he becomes fixated on finishing the reactor at any cost. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.