Because you like Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

A kind, sensitive medical intern doing the best he can, George O'Malley sometimes struggles to keep up. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Peter Kavinsky is a jock who only cares about getting back at his ex, or so he says. See them in To all The Boys I've Loved Before.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.