Because you like Monty Burns in The Simpsons

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.