Because you like Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

A believer in the pursuit of justice, Garrus Vakarian hates it when bad guys slip through the cracks of the bureaucratic justice system. See them in Mass Effect.

A benevolent madman with a blue box, The Doctor is traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe. See them in Doctor Who.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

The poster child for relentless cheer and resilience, Kimmy Schmidt may be an abuse survivor but she's also a lover of dancing and karaoke, candy, and dolphins. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

An assassin with supernatural gifts, Corvo Attano is the last guy you should frame for murder. See them in Dishonored.