Because you like Wendy Testaburger in South Park

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

A baker turned reluctant fighter, Peeta Mellark can charm his way out of just about any situation. See them in The Hunger Games .

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

The brilliant and well-adjusted Ender Wiggin is being groomed for the next generation of military leaders to fight alien invaders. See them in Ender's Game.

A fun-loving jokester, Alistair isn't ready for the responsibilities he faces. See them in Dragon Age Series.

In his transformation from hardened convict to moral paragon, Jean Valjean is the kind of man we should all aspire to be. See them in Les Miserables.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..