Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

Olivia Benson brings order to a world full of chaos. And she never forgets who she's fighting for. See them in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

Stuck in space, Ryan Stone will either make it back to Earth and have one hell of a story to tell. Or she will burn into the ether. See them in Gravity.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.