Because you like Frank Costanza in Seinfeld

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

This beautiful aesthete wins the hearts of both ladies and men. But Dorian Gray also happens to have his soul sealed in a painting. See them in Dorian Gray.

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.

When the safety of Hyrule is at stake, Princess Zelda does not hesitate to sacrifice herself for the good of the land. See them in The Legend of Zelda.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

As a monster-hunter cursed with supernatural abilities, Geralt of Rivia is a cynic burdened by scruples in an unscrupulous world. See them in The Witcher.

The destroyer, Drax lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.