Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Chandler Bings keeps his friends on their toes with his cutting wit, all the while trying to discover his own place in life. Could he BE any funnier? See them in Friends.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.