Because you like Elliot Reid in Scrubs

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a sage Jedi who doesn't need to say much to teach you a galaxy's worth of wisdom. See them in Star Wars Series.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

Realizing that New York City was in his blood, Wilson Fisk will now do anything to make Hell's Kitchen a better place. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Offred wisely keeps her head down even as she hopes for more. Unfortunately, hope is dangerous in Gilead. See them in The Handmaid's Tale.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.