Because you like Melody Grant in Scandal

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Xena's a warrior on a redemptive quest who excels in extreme sports and uses a whip to block axes in mid-air. See them in Xena Warrior Princess.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Wendy Darling loves storytelling and flying. See them in Peter Pan.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

It's easy for Brian O'Conner to fake his way into the world of extreme racing because he's been popping cars since his teenage years. See them in The Fast and the Furious.