Because you like Maxwell Q. Klinger in M*A*S*H

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.