Because you like Gordo Gordon in Lizzie McGuire

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Patrick's time as a fake psychic made him a master manipulator. But he now seeks to only use his talent for good. See them in The Mentalist.

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.