Because you like Dennis Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

They say Babydoll has lost her mind. But why does it seem like she's the only sane one in her institution? See them in Sucker Punch.

If there's power in being average, Mikado Ryugamine will find it and use it. See them in Durarara!!.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..