Because you like Dennis Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Protecting his family's name and its power are more important to Tywin Lannister than anything or anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.