Because you like Bill Haverchuck in Freaks and Geeks
Tonya Harding has been shoved around her whole life. She just wants to feel free. See them in I Tonya.
Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.
People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.
Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.
George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.
A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.
Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.