Because you like Kyon in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Leonard "Bones" McCoy is passionate, moral, and ready to stitch you back together. See them in Star Trek.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Merry Brandybuck is a troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.