Because you like Hank Moody in Californication

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.