Because you like Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Though Ray Holt is a man of few words and even fewer smiles, he cares deeply about his precinct and detectives. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

Hannah Horvath is kind of a mess, but she owns her messiness in a way few people do. See them in Girls.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

A bureaucrat in the Land of the Dead, Manuel Calavera is a jaded, sarcastic loner who just might have a hidden heroic side. See them in Grim Fandango.

First Lady Melody Grant is conspiring to stay in the White House, but she stays a few steps behind her husband because that’s where she "belongs." See them in Scandal.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.