Because you like Madison Montgomery in American Horror Story

Though the weight of a secret robs her of her voice, Melinda is nevertheless artistic, intelligent, and empathetic. See them in Speak .

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

George Weasley likes to invent quirky joke products, play Quidditch, and cause poor Mrs. Weasley a lot of anxiety. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A Berlin-based locksmith by day, Wolfgang Bogdanow is a world-class thief by night. He can also see out of other people's eyes, but that's a different issue. See them in Sense8.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.