Because you like Stan Smith in American Dad!
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
This isn't the Captian Hook of your nightmares; he's charming and devilishly handsome. See them in Once Upon a Time.
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.
A Hollywood starlet with a vindictive streak, Madison Montgomery is one witch that you shouldn't cross. See them in American Horror Story.
Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.
A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.
Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.
Realizing that New York City was in his blood, Wilson Fisk will now do anything to make Hell's Kitchen a better place. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.
