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Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.