Because you like Shinji Ikari in Neon Genesis Evangelion

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying banker knows otherwise. See them in The Wolf of Wall Street.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.