Because you like Clarence Worley in True Romance
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.
Groot
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He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Peter Quill
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With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.