Because you like Mark Renton in Trainspotting

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Emily Fields has been very guarded, careful of whom she trusts and reveals her secrets to. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

Belle has ready every storybook in town, and she's slowly realizing that life is no fairytale. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Percy Jackson is an ordinary student thrust into the world of myth come alive. See them in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

After training a herd of raptor dinosaurs, everything else is a breeze for Owen Grady. See them in Jurassic World.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.