Because you like Sutter Keely in The Spectacular Now

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Armin Arlert was wrong. This world hasn't become hell; it's been hell. He just couldn't see it before. See them in Attack on Titan.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.