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From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.