Because you like Richie Tenenbaum in The Royal Tenenbaums
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.
What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.
Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.
This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.
A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.
Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.
Despite the war-torn world around him, Mal Reynolds still holds onto the shred of hope that life can be more than just living another day. See them in Firefly.
Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.
