Because you like Rick O'Connell in The Mummy

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

Underneath Fakir's sarcastic exterior is a loyal friend. But his loyalty borders on being possessive of his friends. See them in Princess Tutu.

An outgoing and quirky optimist, Louisa Clark has a zest for life. See them in Me Before You.

Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Penelope Garcia is the smartest ex-con turned FBI tech, but her fashion never fails to raise eyebrows. See them in Criminal Minds.