Because you like Morpheus in The Matrix

Carrie Bradshaw is a sex columnist addicted to expensive shoes, Cosmopolitan martinis, and unavailable men. See them in Sex and the City.

Lady Bird's heart is in the right place, usually, but even the purest of people can fall sway to the havoc-wreaking traps of senior year. See them in Lady Bird.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Leslie Knope can accomplish anything, literally anything, with a little grit and help from her office. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.