Because you like Mark Watney in The Martian

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

A whip-smart NYU professor who is a master of her classroom but less confident in her love life, Rachel Chu comes into her own on a trip to Singapore. See them in Crazy Rich Asians.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.