Because you like Yuki Sohma in Fruits Basket

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.