Because you like Yuki Sohma in Fruits Basket

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Marty McFly is a skateboarder, aspiring rock star, and reluctant time-traveler. See them in Back to the Future.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.