Because you like Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.
This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.
Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.
Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.
When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.
Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.
R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.
Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.
