Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.

Leslie Burke is bold, courageous, and imaginative enough to create a world from scratch. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.