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Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Christine Daae has been secretely taking lessons from a phantom musician. It sounded less creepy in her head. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Anger-filled, merciless, and tortured, Kylo Ren is always at war—with the Rebel Alliance, and with himself. See them in Star Wars Series.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Sokka is the group's self proclaimed comedian, occasionally he'll even make people laugh! See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.