Because you like Ernie Douglas in The Cable Guy

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Lois Lane's journalistic success is the result of her tenacity. She will doggedly pursue her leads until discovering the information she needs. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.