Because you like Liesel Meminger in The Book Thief
Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.
People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.
Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.
Chanel Oberlin is a big fan of herself, and she can't see why anyone else wouldn't be too. See them in Scream Queens.
Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Honest, true, and just, Ned Stark is a good man. Unfortunately, those traits are not assets in Westerosi politics. See them in Game of Thrones.
There is never a dull moment with Jim Moriarty: expect booze and sing alongs in between all of the homicide. See them in Sherlock.
A photographic memory is just one of many skills Lexie Grey brings to the table as a surgeon. See them in Grey's Anatomy.