Because you like Teddy Duchamp in Stand By Me
Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.
Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.
Cosima Niehaus loves exploring the unknown. Even her own DNA is a puzzle, waiting to be unlocked. See them in Orphan Black.
Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.
Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.
An adventurous dreamer, George Bailey always winds up putting other people's dreams first. See them in It's A Wonderful Life.
Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.
Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.
Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.
Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.
Sabrina Spellman is half-witch-half-human, a headstrong and loyal cheerleader with an affinity for spell-making. See them in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.