Because you like America in Axis Powers Hetalia

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.

With an incredible ability to fake a smile, Selina Meyer is a gifted politician serving as Vice President. And maybe one day the President will actually call her. See them in Veep.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Sarcastic and always complaining, C3PO is a droid that despite his quirks you always want by your side. See them in Star Wars Series.

For someone who swears she doesn't care for anyone, MJ Jones spends a lot of time observing her classmate Peter Parker. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.