Because you like Mickey O'Neil in Snatch
He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
A benevolent madman with a blue box, The Doctor is traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe. See them in Doctor Who.
Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.
Dipper Pines is investigating a truly strange town during the world's wildest summer vacation. See them in Gravity Falls.
With great power comes great responsibility, but Peter Parker always seems to get the short end of that bargain. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.