Because you like Jamal Malik in Slumdog Millionaire

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Anna Karenina doesn't want to be a respectable woman any more. She thinks respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. See them in Anna Karenina.

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.

Armed guards, FBI agents, notorious serial killers – Hannibal Lecter has bested them all, with time to finish dessert afterwards. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.