Because you like Donkey in Shrek

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

CIA operative Carrie Mathison is on a self-assigned mission to follow a lead, whether it be the truth or just her delusions playing tricks. See them in Homeland.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Albus Dumbledore oversees the most unsafe school in recorded history, with Dementors and giant arachnids run amok. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Formerly a "sweater-set-wearing, mojito-drinking sorority girl", Paige Collins is now a successful sculptor with slight memory loss. See them in The Vow.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Talented but anxious, Shinji Ikari struggles to bear the challenges that life hands him. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Gou Matsuoka offers to help as manager of a swim team, believing that they're the only ones who can help her brother. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.