Because you like Alfred Jones in Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Rory Williams is a caring companion whose specialty is looking after others. See them in Doctor Who.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

If anyone can speak truth to power, it's Atticus Finch. With elequent monologues, he forces everyone to face hard truths. See them in To Kill a Mockingbird.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.