Because you like Jack in Room

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

As the White House Press Secretary, C. J. Cregg is a master of verbal karate and the best damn basketball player in Ohio Valley history. See them in The West Wing.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.

The brilliant and well-adjusted Ender Wiggin is being groomed for the next generation of military leaders to fight alien invaders. See them in Ender's Game.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.