Because you like Joanne Jefferson in Rent

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Cooper says he used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, but now he looks down and worry about our place in the dirt. See them in Interstellar.

It’s usually the good-looking, charismatic, play-by-their-own-rules types that get everyone into trouble, and Tyler Durden is Exhibit A. See them in Fight Club.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Brilliant, violent, and only a little insane, the Joker doesn't listen to anyone except the voices in his head. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.

A vain and arrogant womanizer, Roy Mustang has hidden depths. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.