Because you like Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

The fearless bodyguard of Rick Flag, Katana will ruthlessly kill her enemies, trapping their souls in her sword. See them in DC Extended Universe.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.