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Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Stanley Barber is a loveable goofball with impeccable (if eccentric) fashion sense, unique music taste, and a wealth of strange but useful knowledge. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

There are a lot of rules in their society for women like Emily Dickinson. But Emily is a rule-breaker. See them in Dickinson.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.