Because you like Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers

Serena van der Woodsen is a wild child. Too wild, her friends and family might argue. See them in Gossip Girl.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Driven yet empathetic, Emily Prentiss brings humanity to the pursuit of inhuman killers. See them in Criminal Minds.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.