Because you like Deb Bradshaw in Napoleon Dynamite

Toph is a tenacious earthbender full of spirit and spunk and hates when people try to baby her because she's blind. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

The personification of America is all about superheroes, hamburgers, and spreading democracy and justice. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

With most of the people that Sango loved now gone, the only thing she wants is to kill the demon who destroyed her village. See them in Inuyasha.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Growing up isn't easy: Chihiro's parents turned into pigs, she's enslaved at a bathhouse for demons, and oh yeah, she's fading from existence. See them in Spirited Away.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.