Because you like Satine in Moulin Rouge

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Cosima Niehaus loves exploring the unknown. Even her own DNA is a puzzle, waiting to be unlocked. See them in Orphan Black.

A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.