Because you like Ishmael in Moby Dick

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

As a psychokinetic who was raised in a lab, Eleven is finding Indiana to be a scary world. But at least she's discovered Eggo waffles. See them in Stranger Things.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

Moana is brave, adventurous, and dutiful. And with the ocean on her side, there's no telling how far she'll go. See them in Moana.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.